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Audrey Morrigan
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Zodiac : Capricorn
Age : 30
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Join date : 2009-11-21

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: F*CK MY LIFE!   Antr. 08 09 2011, 10:34

Vat, skaitinėjau skaitinėjau ir pagalvojau, kad gal išeitų naują žaidimą susukt. Žaidimo esmė panaši į "Vakarykštes žinutes" tik čia rašysim ne žinutes vieni kitiems, bet situacijas, kurios galėtų nutikti viršuje esančiam žmogui.


FML situacijas jamam vat iš čia.


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Isabella Rodriguez
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Zodiac : Virgo
Age : 27
Pranešimų skaičius : 399
Join date : 2011-07-16

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Antr. 08 09 2011, 11:01

Today, I arrived at the beach for a week's vacation. I walk on the beach only to find they are "rebuilding" it. They have heavy machinery all over the place, they work 24/7, and this only happens every 15 years. Glad I picked this week. FML
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Audrey Morrigan
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Zodiac : Capricorn
Age : 30
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Join date : 2009-11-21

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Antr. 08 09 2011, 11:36

Lololol! Sucks to be Aud xD

Isabella: Today, I discovered that my supervisor has been submitting completed projects to our manager on time for everyone on the team but me. She has been deliberately making it appear as though I am weeks behind on my projects, when in reality I am one of the first ones done every month. FML

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Isabella Rodriguez
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Zodiac : Virgo
Age : 27
Pranešimų skaičius : 399
Join date : 2011-07-16

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Antr. 08 09 2011, 11:57

Audrey: Today, I'm still in love with my ex boyfriend who is going out with someone else. But at least I now know that he's gay. FML
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Audrey Morrigan
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Zodiac : Capricorn
Age : 30
Pranešimų skaičius : 6101
Join date : 2009-11-21

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Antr. 08 09 2011, 12:21

LMAO! :DDDDDDD

Isabella: Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML

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Isabella Rodriguez
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Zodiac : Virgo
Age : 27
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Join date : 2011-07-16

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Antr. 08 09 2011, 12:25

That was rude... ;DDD

Audrey: Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML
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Audrey Morrigan
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Zodiac : Capricorn
Age : 30
Pranešimų skaičius : 6101
Join date : 2009-11-21

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Antr. 08 09 2011, 12:33

LAWL! Gerd, you crazy fatha macka!

Isabella: Today, I told my ex boyfriend I lost 20 lbs because of the stress of the break up. His response was "you're welcome." FML

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Ashlynn Scott
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Zodiac : Sagittarius
Age : 34
Miestas : Queens, New York
Pranešimų skaičius : 5138
Join date : 2011-02-10

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Antr. 08 09 2011, 12:35

Today, I realized how close my boyfriend and best friend are. FML
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Isabella Rodriguez
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Zodiac : Virgo
Age : 27
Pranešimų skaičius : 399
Join date : 2011-07-16

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Antr. 08 09 2011, 12:40

Ashlynn: Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML

it sounds like her ;D
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Audrey Morrigan
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Zodiac : Capricorn
Age : 30
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Join date : 2009-11-21

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Antr. 08 09 2011, 12:42

Isabella: Today, as I was walking into CVS, two older men outside said to me "Young lady, please consider us on your way out." Thinking they were hitting on me, I rolled my eyes and said "Screw you." When I walked back outside, I realized they were asking for AIDS donations. FML

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Isabella Rodriguez
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Zodiac : Virgo
Age : 27
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Join date : 2011-07-16

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Antr. 08 09 2011, 12:43

Oops ;DD

Audrey: Today, my mom finally admitted to me that ever since I was a child, she thought I was autistic, but was always too lazy to take me to the doctors and get me checked out. FML
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Ashlynn Scott
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Zodiac : Sagittarius
Age : 34
Miestas : Queens, New York
Pranešimų skaičius : 5138
Join date : 2011-02-10

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Antr. 08 09 2011, 12:45

Today, after studying all night for an exam, I ran out to catch the bus. On my way to the bus, my hair got caught in a branch for some minutes. Thinking I'd missed the bus but thankfully didn't, I went on. A few minutes later I remembered that my exam had been postponed for 3 hours today. FML
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Audrey Morrigan
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Zodiac : Capricorn
Age : 30
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Join date : 2009-11-21

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Antr. 08 09 2011, 12:47

askgf LOL, this is too funny xD

Ashlynn: Today, I was getting my portrait done. The artist told me to smile. He looked at me, then said, "Ohh don't smile." FML

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Isabella Rodriguez
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Zodiac : Virgo
Age : 27
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Join date : 2011-07-16

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Antr. 08 09 2011, 12:49

Audrey: Today, I got a nose bleed in the ladies bathroom. An old lady comes out of a stall and says, "Oh, your nose is bleeding. Well I shit my pants. I'm sure it'll come out in the wash." FML
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Audrey Morrigan
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Zodiac : Capricorn
Age : 30
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Join date : 2009-11-21

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Antr. 08 09 2011, 13:05

Lol, oh teh funny old people xD

Isabella: Today, I spent 2 hours doing my hair, doing my make-up, and picking out an outfit to meet some men. On chatroulette. FML

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Isabella Rodriguez
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Zodiac : Virgo
Age : 27
Pranešimų skaičius : 399
Join date : 2011-07-16

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Antr. 08 09 2011, 13:11

Audrey: Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML
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Audrey Morrigan
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Zodiac : Capricorn
Age : 30
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Join date : 2009-11-21

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Antr. 08 09 2011, 13:27

Lol, funny, tho Aud doesn't go by bus xD

Isabella: Today, I walked four blocks with toilet paper hanging out of my pants. FML

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Tony Stark
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Miestas : Staten Island
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Join date : 2010-03-12

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Antr. 08 09 2011, 15:12

AUDREY: Today, I discovered that my new boyfriend is the type of guy who, when there is a conflict, will just scream "I LOVE YOU" over and over hoping that it will solve itself instead of actually trying to work the problem out. FML

Awww taip :D
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Audrey Morrigan
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Zodiac : Capricorn
Age : 30
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Join date : 2009-11-21

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Antr. 08 09 2011, 15:33

Kaip sužvingau! asd;sagdf xDDDDDDDD True that.

Tony: Today, I went to go see a specialist for my prostate and was told he would have to do an exam before I could leave. Having had this checked just the previous year, I was more than a little irritated. As I was bent over the table the Dr. said, "Now, just pretend I'm Angelina Jolie." FML

Le hints xD

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Ashlynn Scott
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Zodiac : Sagittarius
Age : 34
Miestas : Queens, New York
Pranešimų skaičius : 5138
Join date : 2011-02-10

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Antr. 08 09 2011, 15:37

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
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Tony Stark
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Join date : 2010-03-12

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Antr. 08 09 2011, 15:57

ASHLYNN: Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Ashlynn Scott
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Zodiac : Sagittarius
Age : 34
Miestas : Queens, New York
Pranešimų skaičius : 5138
Join date : 2011-02-10

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Antr. 08 09 2011, 15:59

OMG :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Today, I was walking down the street hand in hand with my girlfriend. I couldn't help but stare at a gorgeous girl as she bent down to pick something up. It was such a great sight, I didn't notice the metal telephone pole directly in my path. FML
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Zodiac : Aries
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Miestas : Staten Island
Pranešimų skaičius : 8853
Join date : 2010-03-12

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Antr. 08 09 2011, 16:06

^ gerai užtaikei! :D

ASHLYNN: Today, I was on the phone with an elderly customer at work. I had to spend 10 minutes listening to him describe how the underwear he bought was too tight and caused his bladder to leak. FML
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Zodiac : Virgo
Age : 27
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Join date : 2011-07-16

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Antr. 08 09 2011, 16:07

Tony: Today, I saw a Red Tailed Hawk land on my car and spend a few minutes looking at his reflection in the windshield. This was all really neat until I found out he badly scratched my hood with his large talons. FML
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Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyway
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Zodiac : Aries
Age : 52
Miestas : Staten Island
Pranešimų skaičius : 8853
Join date : 2010-03-12

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Antr. 08 09 2011, 16:09

BELLA: Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML

Miru :DDDDDDD
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