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Ashlynn Scott
Don’t take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
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Zodiac : Sagittarius
Age : 35
Miestas : Queens, New York
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Join date : 2011-02-10

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Antr. 08 09 2011, 16:11

Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and realised that I'd forgotten to put shoes on before I left the house. FML

:DDDD
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Isabella Rodriguez
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RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Antr. 08 09 2011, 16:14

Ashlynn: Today, I got home from work to find my house covered in graffiti dicks, the windows smashed, the front lawn entirely ripped up, and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying, "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door neighbor. FML

niekam nelinkėčiau ._. ;DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Ashlynn Scott
Don’t take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
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Zodiac : Sagittarius
Age : 35
Miestas : Queens, New York
Pranešimų skaičius : 5138
Join date : 2011-02-10

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Antr. 08 09 2011, 16:16

Today, I was supposed to go on a date. I have been playing solitaire the whole night waiting for him. Out of 15 games, I've won one. FML
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Tony Stark
Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyway
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RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Antr. 08 09 2011, 16:46

ASHLYNN: Today, my boyfriend and I ordered pizza and watched a movie. After dinner we started to make out. I began to take my clothes off when he stopped me. He said that sex is exercise and you can't exercise for 30 minutes after eating. FML
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Ashlynn Scott
Don’t take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
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Zodiac : Sagittarius
Age : 35
Miestas : Queens, New York
Pranešimų skaičius : 5138
Join date : 2011-02-10

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Antr. 08 09 2011, 16:57

Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML
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Tony Stark
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Zodiac : Aries
Age : 52
Miestas : Staten Island
Pranešimų skaičius : 8853
Join date : 2010-03-12

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Antr. 08 09 2011, 17:12

^ OMG! Ko tep žiauriai? :DDD

ASHLYNN: Today, I got into a fight with the dryer over a plastic toy car. My hand is bleeding and numb, three of my nails are broken and I have a bruise on my chin. The plastic car is still stuck in the now broken dryer. FML

Va tau :DDD
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Isabella Rodriguez
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Join date : 2011-07-16

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Antr. 08 09 2011, 19:30

Tony: Today, I was in a restroom sitting on the toilet, when the guy right next to me noticed my AC/DC boxers around my ankles and started to sing "Back in Black." FML

ar tonis lankosi vie6uose tuzikuose? ;DDD
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Audrey Morrigan
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Join date : 2009-11-21

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Tr. 08 10 2011, 07:54

Isabella: Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML

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Ashlynn Scott
Don’t take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
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Zodiac : Sagittarius
Age : 35
Miestas : Queens, New York
Pranešimų skaičius : 5138
Join date : 2011-02-10

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Tr. 08 10 2011, 08:02

Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML
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Audrey Morrigan
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RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Tr. 08 10 2011, 08:18

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Ashlynn: Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML

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Ashlynn Scott
Don’t take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
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Zodiac : Sagittarius
Age : 35
Miestas : Queens, New York
Pranešimų skaičius : 5138
Join date : 2011-02-10

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Tr. 08 10 2011, 08:22

THIS made my day :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Today, I went to a Japanese restaurant, where the chefs cook the food right in front of you. Our chef tossed an egg in the air, but sadly didn't catch it. Don't worry though, my hair got it instead. FML
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Audrey Morrigan
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Join date : 2009-11-21

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Tr. 08 10 2011, 08:44

Ow! Tiesiai į lizdą :DDDDDD

Ashlynn:Today, as I was about to leave my house in my brand new heels, I stepped on a dead mouse. My heel went through it. FML

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Ashlynn Scott
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Zodiac : Sagittarius
Age : 35
Miestas : Queens, New York
Pranešimų skaičius : 5138
Join date : 2011-02-10

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Tr. 08 10 2011, 08:46

Auč O_O :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML
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Audrey Morrigan
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RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Tr. 08 10 2011, 08:53

Ashlynn: Today, I went through the drive through at Dunkin Donuts and asked for an iced coffee. After no response I start frantically screaming about bad service. After a while, the woman comes out to my car and says, "Please pull up to the speaker." I yelled at a garbage bin for 5 minutes. FML

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Ashlynn Scott
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Zodiac : Sagittarius
Age : 35
Miestas : Queens, New York
Pranešimų skaičius : 5138
Join date : 2011-02-10

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Tr. 08 10 2011, 08:56

Today, I'm staying with my mother for a week. Every time I eat something, she tells me that it's "swimsuit season" and that I need to eat less. Every time I say I'm not hungry, she panics and insists I have an eating disorder. I can't win. FML
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Audrey Morrigan
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Zodiac : Capricorn
Age : 30
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Join date : 2009-11-21

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Tr. 08 10 2011, 10:35

Ashlynn: Today, I had a police officer come to my house because I've been reported missing. My friends online decided to call the police because I haven't signed in for 6 days. FML

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Parker
My money is not in my account. That makes my cry inside... in my special angry place.
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Zodiac : Aries
Age : 30
Miestas : Brooklyn, New York
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Join date : 2011-05-18

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Tr. 08 10 2011, 10:39

Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML
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Audrey Morrigan
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RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Tr. 08 10 2011, 23:03

Parker: Today, my boss told me he is a superhero. He has written countless comics about his crusades and adventures. I make fifty dollars an hour less than him. FML

hint hint xD

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Parker
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Zodiac : Aries
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Join date : 2011-05-18

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Tr. 08 10 2011, 23:20

Today, I was texting my crush. I tried to say, "I need a nap," but my iPhone changed it to "I need anal." I sent it. FML

:DDDDDDDDDD
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Audrey Morrigan
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RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Tr. 08 10 2011, 23:33

ROFL! Miriau xDDDDDD

Parker: Today, feeling social, I went to a bar. During a trip to the dimly lit restroom, I fixed my makeup, and carefully penciling my sparse eyebrows. After an evening of meeting new people, I went home. In my well-lighted restroom, I discovered that my eyebrow pencil was actually my bright red lip liner. FML

That much for a social life ;D

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Parker
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Zodiac : Aries
Age : 30
Miestas : Brooklyn, New York
Pranešimų skaičius : 1136
Join date : 2011-05-18

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Kv. 08 11 2011, 07:51

Faaail :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using Lady GaGa lyrics. FML
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Audrey Morrigan
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RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Kv. 08 11 2011, 09:10

That's a.... WIN! xD

Parker: Today, a 7 year old girl randomly came up to me and told me to fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard this conversation, she came up to me and told me to fuck myself as well. FML

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Tony Stark
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RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Kv. 08 11 2011, 10:19

AUDREY: Today, I saw a pink, slimy thing coming out of my dog's knob. I got really freaked out so I took him to the vet, only to find out that it was his penis. FML
:rolling:
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Audrey Morrigan
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Age : 30
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Join date : 2009-11-21

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Kv. 08 11 2011, 10:26

Lol, except that she doesn't have a dog xD

Tony: Today, I was in the gas station and I saw this creepy lady staring at me and smiling. She just didn't stop. I even gave an awkward wave to let her know that I saw her staring at me. Finally I decided to confront the woman, turns out the overly happy woman was a cardboard cut out FML

:DDDDDDD

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Parker
My money is not in my account. That makes my cry inside... in my special angry place.
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Zodiac : Aries
Age : 30
Miestas : Brooklyn, New York
Pranešimų skaičius : 1136
Join date : 2011-05-18

RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Kv. 08 11 2011, 10:34

Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML

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