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 F*CK MY LIFE!

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Brit Spencer
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RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Sk. 02 05 2012, 19:57

Tony: Today, I ate what was supposed to be a delicious mini powdered donut. The first one tasted funny, so I pulled out another one and realized that the powdered sugar was now in fact powdered hairy mold. Then I looked at the package and realized it was over a year and a half old. FML

Čj kurnors pasislėpęs labaritorijoje buvo, o po metų atrado ;DDDDDD
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Tony Stark
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RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Sk. 02 05 2012, 20:29

^ :DD

Brit: Today, my recent ex-girlfriend posted a photo of herself on Facebook. It was a picture of herself in the arms of a half-naked male stripper. She posted it on my wall. FML

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RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Sk. 02 05 2012, 20:36

Verkiu ;DDDDD

Tony: Today, everyone thought that I was the one who farted in the lift. FML

Net Toniui Starkui pasitaiko ;DDD
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Tony Stark
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RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Sk. 02 05 2012, 20:41

^ this is wat u think :DD

Brit: Today, I cleaned my toilet. I had forgotten it was white. FML
:DDDDDDDDDDDD

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RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Sk. 02 05 2012, 20:49

Nigga, ji gyvena viešbuty, kam jai tvarkytis ;DDDD

Tony: Today, I had to climb up and sit in a tree for half an hour to avoid being mauled by a huge, insane dog. Its weird-looking owner eventually turned up, sneered at me, and walked off with the visibly smug dog in tow. FML

Prisiminiau vieną epizodą, kurio čj tu neprisimini ir kurio, čj, nepadrysma, nes tu neprisimini ;D
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RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Sk. 02 05 2012, 20:59

Brit: Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML

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RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Sk. 02 05 2012, 21:06

Ir čj, kad jos susiėjo ;DDDDD


Tony: Today, I found out that the cause of the recent pain in my chest was that I had a torn muscle. What caused this? I sneezed. FML
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RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Sk. 02 05 2012, 21:15

Brit: Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML
WIN :D

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Ashlynn Scott
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RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Pir. 02 06 2012, 13:22

Today, I realised how socially inept I am, when I muttered an apology to my laptop after I noticed I hadn't plugged its charger in. FML

Nes su kompais jis bendrauja daugiau, negu su gyvais žmonėm :DDDD
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Aldous Snow
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RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Pir. 02 06 2012, 14:48

^ true man :DDDD Verkau :DDDDDDDDDDD

Ashlynn: Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my car when a man walking behind me told me not to be scared. I turned around to tell him there was no problem. He was naked. FML

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Ashlynn Scott
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RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Pir. 02 06 2012, 15:49

Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML

I guess jam šitaip visai galėtų nutikt, nia? :DD
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Aldous Snow
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RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Pir. 02 06 2012, 16:03

^ wtf dude, nooo :DDD Aldous elgiasi gėjiškai, bet, kad miegotų su dude. OMGFUCKNO ._. HE LOVES PUSSY MAN! ;D

Ashlynn: Today, I woke up after a long night of partying. When I went to wash off my face, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. My missing tooth was almost enough to make me overlook my black eye. FML
REVENGE! :D

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Ashlynn Scott
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RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Pir. 02 06 2012, 16:09

^ ai nu :DDDDDD

Today, my son learned that when you slide a mug across the kitchen table, it doesn't stop where you expect it to like in the old cartoons. I then learned what it feels like to have a full mug of hot chocolate spilled onto my crotch. FML
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Audrey Morrigan
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RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Pen. 03 16 2012, 23:47

Ashlynn: Today, I had just finished up at work. I was standing on a street corner, waiting to cross to get to my car on the other side. I had three people pull up beside me and ask me how much I charged. FML

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Ashlynn Scott
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RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Št. 03 17 2012, 12:14

^ u know, šitai galėtų nutikt Morrigan, o ne Ashlynn The fuck? :D

Today, I angrily tweeted about having fruitlessly searched for over an hour for my car keys. Minutes later, some guy told me to check beneath the "stack of skid-marked underwear" on my bedroom floor. I'm not sure if it was a lucky guess, or if I should start carrying mace. FML
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RašytiTemos pavadinimas: Re: F*CK MY LIFE!   Št. 03 17 2012, 14:34

Nah, ji atrodo ganėtinai saucy, kad ir jai taip nutiktų :D

Ashlynn: Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye, and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML

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